A couple of weeks ago I decided I needed to go
to Vancouver, WA so my generous uncle could do some pro bono dentistry work for
me. I know historically root canals aren't micro bursts of felicity, so I
decided to turn a 2 day trip of drudgery into a 5 day journey of joy. My father
accompanied me (also a victim of cavities), and we decided to take our sweet
time, never vacillating in the opportunity to smell the proverbial flowers. We
started in Pleasant Grove, UT and made a few stops in northern Utah that I have
never graced with my presence. For some reason I long to be places I have never
been before, even if it is encapsulated in brevity. I like to think my urge to
see even the most desolate farm towns can be best described by this quote by
Lord Dunsany, "I think travel comes from some deep urge to see the world,
like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is
full." Snowville, UT as well as Farr West, and Tremonton, UT were identified
and dominated on our exit from the Beehive State. Our sojourn continued through
the curious and poorly diagrammed state of Idaho. I have nothing against the
Gem State or any of its wonderful patrons, but I cannot help but agree with the
following opinion, "Idaho makes no sense I speak from experience, having lived in the state
for twenty years. Unless you are willing to navigate a treacherous mountain
pass, you can't even drive from the north to the south without leaving the
state. Because it was cobbled together from leftovers, Idaho contains regions with nothing in common. They go together about
as well as peanut butter and jellyfish.''
We then reached the
gorgeous state of Oregon where pumping your own gas is apparently borderline
felonious. In our playful and jocular manner of driving we soon realized we
were past empty and near no sizeable cities. We drove another 15 miles or so
and were grateful to see an exit sign with a gas station schematic. We exited
into the town of Durkee, OR. Our delight quickly turned into panic as we saw
the gas station was out of business, and the closest town was 40 miles away. We
perused the town, finding no other businesses besides the aptly named Redneck
Café and the local church. So we drove up to a few houses and asked if anyone
had some gasoline we could buy. Seeing the plethora of 4-wheelers and farming
equipment we figured someone from this rustic town could help us in some
capacity. A few houses later and an angry trailer park landlord led us to desperation.
We finally decided our last result was to drive a little further away to an
isolated barn. We assumption was that a farmer would have to have some gasoline
somewhere. We were correct. Unfortunately no one was there. Fortunately the
barn was open and a can of gasoline was visible a few feet in. With a few
horses as witnesses we decided to “borrow” some of the gas and leave a 10
dollar bill to rectify our theft. So, we left a note with a brief explanation
of our circumstances and a gift from Alexander Hamilton.
After our trials we finally reached Washington and our destination point.
Besides hurling in the chair during the root canal procedure, the time in
Washington was splendid and ameliorated by the amazing family I was surrounded
by. A couple days later we left again, stopping in several more cities to view
waterfalls, eat amazing sub sandwiches and satisfy our capricious desires. Our
desire for amazing photo opps and spontaneity led us to several more points of
interests that were probably pretty unimpressive to the average traveler. But
among these beautiful vistas and ordinary towns you tend to find yourself. You
tend to appreciate things you hadn’t before. For as James Russell Lowell said,
“The wise man travels to discover himself.”
We could have certainly booked a cheap flight and done the whole thing in a
much more “efficient” manner. But the memories we had were priceless. I agree
so fervently with the famous words of Mark Twain. He said that, Broad,
wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating
in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime."
Strange thing: I, too, get my root canals from my generous uncle in Vancouver, WA.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm glad that is what you've gleaned from my blog ;)
ReplyDeleteRunning the risk of sounding complaisant, I have to say that I not only agree with the point you're making, but find a parallelism between our experience, although mine may not be as abundant as yours. I have lived in different countries, different cities, have attended a possibly extraordinary number of schools and have been confronted with the challenge of having to make new friends quite often. I've realized that I like it and need it, at least for the time being. I've found that my understanding expands as I get acquainted with different cultures, different life-styles, different conceptions of life. At the same time, by exposing myself to other realities, I start having a clearer idea of what I want and how I want it, and I find the reasons why. This is more or less the same as finding myself, as you said. I've been doing exactly that for the last four or five years, mainly looking for Berenice by traveling. And about two years ago, I began deciphering the clues I'd been getting for years. And here I am, a little over three months from moving countries, and eager to get the journey started so I can continue to write my story. Isn't life just great?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, peanut butter and jellyfish, hilarious. And loved the taking-with-no-permission account.
Haha thanks Berenice. Could not keep you without a post any longer.
ReplyDeleteHaha, thank you for being so considerate. A girl needs something to read, you know.
DeleteAnd please excuse the scattered and various font sizes. My specialty is writing, not computers. But I will get the hang of it.
ReplyDeleteOh, no biggy. I don't judge people by the incongruous fonts they use. ;)
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DeleteBro.... you hurled whilest recieving a root canal?!! Did you get the gas?
ReplyDeleteYes I did G, it was awful. Yep, got that gas. Nailed it.
ReplyDeleteDamn.... gotta stay away from that shiz.. just take the needle and let it be done.
ReplyDeleteWhen Michael Scott was faced with a hypothetical scenario (you know what hypothetical means? not real) similar to your gas-borrowing quandary, he proposed a solution that I think is slightly better than the solution you guys came up with: "I would not steal the bread, and I would not let my family go hungry."
ReplyDeleteHa I have been waiting for this comment for like a month. I know, Michael would have really done it the right way. I await patiently the reincarnation of your blog.
ReplyDeleteGreat post Taylor! I'm glad you made a great trip out of a not-so-great dentist visit. Most of all I am glad that you wrote about it.
ReplyDeleteHa thank you primo numero uno. Any suggestions for my next post?
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